Crazy day in list form

Here...it's weird. But it's me. Which means it's a little crazy and all over the place.

1.

 I was having a snack the other day with the kids...I love those cheesy Goldfish crackers.

An hour later was wondering why my boob was a little itchy.

Found a Goldfish attached to it, hiding in my bra.

 It tasted just fine.

2.

 Ever have an argument in your head?

 I read something the other day and my thought was "What would I say if Jay ever did that to me?" Then the argument in my head started.

I totally won by the way.

 But then, I was also angry at him for awhile.

No wonder he kept looking at me like I was completely nuts.

3.

We had our first ant infestation today.

It wasn't as bad as I was predicting, because it happens every year.

I know...don't let the kids eat in the living room. Blah blah blah...

Shut up.

I dug out a flashlight, my spray (all I could find was lysol) and vacuum.

My flashlight sucks. Every time I went hunting, it flickered and died.

I kept smacking it, thinking that would help.

Probably would, if I wouldn't smack it on my face next time.

But, I sucked all the ants up and we are "clean" again.

(I mean "clean" because I don't really feel clean after finding itty-bitty ants in my house. I feel like I have the creepy crawlies as if they are walking up and down my back.)

4.

I took the twins on a bike ride.

It's a beautiful spring day full of lilacs, sunshine and tiny cotton thingies that float around.

I am a mouth breather on my bike rides.

I inhaled an enormous amount of cotton thingies, enough to make a bag of cotton balls.

Need a q-tip?

Give me a week and I'll probably produce a full box.

(Was that taking it too far? Did I gross you out? Good...)

5.

Now listen up.

I went shopping yesterday for a purse. I'm a weirdo and needed something specific.

I walked into the BEST store ever. No seriously...the BEST.

It's called Charming Charlies. It's in Woodbury Lakes.

I'm in love.

When I first walked in, I almost ran back out. It's a bit of a sensory overload.

BUT, I sucked it up, because I was on a mission for THE purse.

And boy, did they deliver!

Everything was color coordinated...it was an OCD dream!

I spent a half-hour walking around in a girly-daze of amazement.

I'm not a girly-girl, but WOW, it was awesome!

It smelled like heaven, sparkled like a million stars on a clear night and had purses all over!

PLUS, jewelery of all kinds, headbands that will make you swoon (and swoon you will!) even clothing that made me believe that I could be a girly-girl.

I've never worn tops like that before, but maybe now I can!

I shopped my little heart out and only spent $50!

I bought a purse, a headband with a beautiful flower on it and an awesome star bracelet.

Did I mention that I'm in love?

Charming Charlies

you have my heart.

(Jalon, the credit card and I need some time alone next weekend...)