Sleighbells ring, are you listening?
It should be spring, but snow is glistening
A disturbing sight,
We're all disgusted tonight
Shoveling this Winter Wasteland.
Gone away is the bluebird,
No spring, is what he heard
It's depressing to say
The snow's here to stay
Drowning in this Winter Wasteland
If I have to build one more snowman
I will make him do something dirty
He'll say: Are you nuts lady?
I'll say: Yes man.
Winter is beginning
to bring me down.
Later on, we'll conspire
melt all the snow with a bonfire.
To face unafraid
a devious plot I've made
Destroying this Winter Wasteland.
Our house is filled with disease and sickness
My kids catch it all and it sucks.
Going to the doctor appointments and hospitals
Costs us all the big bucks.
When it snows, I start cringing
Because in April, it's no longer thrilling.
We miss all the fun, outside in the warm sun
In this Minnesota Winter Wasteland.
Merry Christmas...in April.
These are pictures from the snow we had on Monday.
It's supposed to be in the 60's or 70's this weekend.
It better be...or else.