Sunburn, sunburn, sunburn, sunburn, ouchie, ouch, sunburn, ouch, don't touch me, sunburn, ouch, sunburnsunburnsunburnsunburnsunburnouchouchouchouchouchouchieouchouchouchieouch.
It's all I can come up with.
And I need to put a bra on today since I will have to be seen in public. Crapcrapcrapcrapouch.
Maybe I can just duct tape my boobs in the front and not touch the back/shoulder area?
Imagine ripping that off...who needs nipples anymore, right?
So I'm sorry this isn't the best post.
I'm sorry I've been a slacker.
My shirt hurts.
But my kids will point, giggle and say "boobs" for a week if I don't wear one.
I can't even put aloe on right now just because touching it makes me vomit a little in my throat. I see stars of pain and get tunnel vision. I dance and squeal in pain when I have to touch it.
So much to do!
I need my brain to come up with more coherent thoughts other than OUCH.
Better go now. I'm going to sit on the couch and lean awkwardly so my back/shoulders don't touch anything. Looks weird but feels good. And I have a feeling that it may take me an hour to get the bra on and secure...so I better get started. Bring on the tears.
Wear it always.
Even if your not going outside...just put it on.
Slather it on.
Rub it in.
Pretend your frosting a cake and coat it all over.
This has been a public service announcement.