Friday, June 21, 2013

My Sweet Morgan.

My daughter is so adorable, I just want to smother her....with my love. =)

I was washing Morgan in the bath, during which she screamed "I don't WANT to be clean!" the entire time, and the bathtub was filling up with filth, soap bubbles and other crud.
She grabs the cup from me, the one that's been in the bathtub to wash kids for the past 6 years, AND pick up the "floaters", and proceeds to fill it with the filthy bathwater.
I tell her, "You better not drink that!"
Morgan, "Mommy, you need to leave. Get out of here so I can drink water."
I know I give you plenty to drink that's of higher quality than that.
But if you are that desperate to drink your own filth and waste,
by all means, fill it up.
Good luck to you.
I'm just going to sit here and gag...
During our potty training time, I've been doing flashcards for the kids.
The Flashcards have great pictures on them and are pretty easy for them to understand.
Morgan, however, gets mad at me when we pass one card.
Just one.
It's a card with a wrist watch on it.
She keeps calling it a clock, which makes sense.
I'm really not that picky.
BUT, I'm trying to get her to understand, so I tell her it's a watch.
All I hear is a low, creepy growl and then she tells me, "NO! It's a CLOCK.
I'm like, "Nooooo, it's a watch."
Morgan: "Grrrr.....noooooooooooooooooooooooo. Nooooooo watcccchhhhhhh."
(Seriously, she has a creepy, low voice when she is trying to freak me out. It happens to be working.)
Now, every time we pass that card, she just starts whining.

Here, I even have proof:

Video Proof on Facebook

I really hope this link works...

During these flashcard sessions,
 Morgan also has a strange way of telling me she doesn't know the answer.
If I give her a card she can't remember, she calls it a "Uniporn".
I'm going to guess that means unicorn...
I really, really, really hope it means unicorn.

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